Where Are The Monkeys?

A man went to the Zoo and stood in front of the Ape rock. To his surprise no ape was visible. He was a bit disappointed and asked a zookeeper, "Where are the monkeys?"

"They're inside," he replied, "it's their mating season."

"Do you think they'll come out for a banana?" he asked.

"Would you?"

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