Lucky Frog

The other day I took off from work and decided to go out golfing. I'm on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard, "Ribbit 9 Iron". I looked around and didn't see anyone. Again, I heard "Ribbit 9 Iron". I looked at the frog and decided to prove the frog wrong. I put the club in my hand away and grabed a 9 Iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup.

Shocked, I said to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replied, "Ribbit lucky frog." I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" I asked. "Ribbit 3 wood." So I took out a 3 wood and, boom! hole in one. I was befuddled and didn't know what to say. By the end of the day, I had golfed the best game of golf in my life.

I asked the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replied, "Ribbit Las Vegas." So we go to Las Vegas and I said, "OK frog, now what?" The frog said, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replied, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf I figured what the heck. Boom! tons of cash come sliding back across the table.

I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. I sat the frog down and said, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful". The frog replied, "Ribbit Kiss Me." I figured why not, since after all the frog did for me, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room, so help me God, or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

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