Aircraft In Heaven

A guy dies and upon his arrival in Heaven, he waits in line at the Pearly Gates. In the distance this gentlemans witnesses a Bonanza coming in for a landing and to his surprise, it crashes. A few seconds later he see's the same Bonanza coming in for a landing, and once again it crashes. Bewildered, the gentleman shrugs it off and waits in line. A few seconds later, again he witnesses what appears to be the same Bonanza, coming in for a landing and every time it crashes. When the gentleman reaches the front of the line, he asks St. Peter to explain what he just saw. St Peter told the gentleman not to worry, "It's only God and he thinks he's a Bonanza pilot."

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