Thinking While Drinking

A man sits in a bar and orders 5 glasses of rum. After swallowing them he orders 4 more. When these went the way of the others he askes for 3 more rums. After drinking them he starts turning a little red. Then he drunkenly tells the barman, "Give me 2 glashes of rum, pleaze." After those two have disappeared he asks for one more and starts laughing.

The bartender asks, "What's so funny?"

The rummy replies, "The less I drink, the more drunk I get."

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