It's a Gay Life

This guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Line 'em up." The bartender puts 5 shots of whiskey on the bar and says to the guy, "This looks serious." "Yeah, I just found out my brother's gay."

A few days later the same man, looking worried, walks into the bar and again says to the bartender, "Line 'em up." "Wow. You look like hell. This must really be serious." "Yeah, it is. I just found out my son's gay."

A couple of days go by and again the man walks into the bar looking really shot down. The bartender takes one look at him and says, "Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man replies, "Yeah. My wife."

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