Software Problem Report Form

 1. Describe your problem:

    __________________________________________

 2. Now, describe the problem accurately:

    __________________________________________

 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

    __________________________________________

    __________________________________________

 4. Problem Severity:
    A. Minor__
    B. Minor__
    C. Minor__
    D. Minor__

 5. Nature of the problem:
    A. Locked Up__
    B. Frozen__
    C. Hung__
    D. Shot__

 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

 7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

 9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?_________________

15. How tall are you?  Are you above this line?__________________

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem
    occurred?
    
    ______________________________________________________

17. If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.

    ________________________________________________________________

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

19. How does this problem make you feel?____________________________

20. Tell me about your childhood.___________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__

Return to Data's Jokes
Return to About Michael Kraus
Return to Homebuilt Homepage