Turn Around

A girl, who had led a very sheltered life, gets married to a Greek man. The day of the wedding, her mother tells her: "Tonight, you are going to have sex with your husband. This is how it should be. However, Greeks are known for certain proclivities that you do not need to know about. Suffice to say that, if he ask you to turn around, you firmly refuse. Other than that, you may agree to everything he wants to do".

After getting married, the couple goes off on their honeymoon and have torrid sex several times a day. Not once does the husband ask the girl to "turn around." After the honeymoon, the couple settles in their new house and continue having great sex every night. The husband is really indefatigable. Six months pass and one night, after having sex in the usual manner the husband says: "Please turn around". The girl, mindful of what mother said, shouts: "NO, Never!" The husband looks surprised and says: "But, darling, don't you want to have a child?"

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