You Might Be Married To A Korean If...

• You own two refrigerators, and one is just used for storing Kimchee.
• She gets upset if you refer to the above as the Kimchee Box.
• She gets upset if you put anything other than Kimchee in the Kimchee Box.
• She lacks common sense, or for the politically correct: Faulty Logic.
• You have more than one type of Kimchee.
• She assures you that the meat bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the AAFES tag on it.
• Believes that any product bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the AAFES tag on it.
• She has 101 uses for Soju.
• She uses Soju as a cleaning product.
• She uses Soju for medical purposes. (Disinfectant.)
• She will go to an American Resturant to eat Korean Food and insists that it tastes better than served in a Korean Resturant.
• She believes wearing platform shoes is sexy.
• She wears a mini skirt in the winter, then complains that it is cold.
• The main ingredeant in the food you eat at home is garlic.
• She eats non-Korean food with Kimchee.
• She won't eat spoiled food, but does not have a problem with Kimchee.
• You own a dining room table that is less than 1 foot high.
• You own more chopsticks than you do forks and spoons.
• She doesn't drink tap water until after it's been boiled, but she'll make ice with it.
• She thinks fish head soup is a delicacy.
• You can not watch TV on Mondays because the puzzle show is on.
• You can not watch TV on Sunday because Super Sunday is on.
• You don't rent videos unless they are subtitled.
• A meal is not complete without Kimchee.
• She won't eat american food unless served with a side of Kimchee.
• She believes that the floor is more comfortable to sleep on than the bed.
• You have an electric blanket on 356 days a year.
• You turn on a fan in the summer but still have the electric blanket on.
• You burn your butt sitting on the floor.
• You believe that controlled drugs can be bought over the counter.
• You go to the pharmacy to buy an IV.
• You do not own any chairs in your house.
• You refuse to own any Japanese products in your house.
• The only thing she knows how to do on your computer is play solitarie.
• Everyone she introduces you to is either a brother or a sister.
• Her immediate family moves into your house permanantly.
• Everything in your house either has the logo Samsung or LG.
• She can't buy clothes unless they have a logo on them.
• She owns a beeper/pager that has a gold chain attached to it.
• She gets mad when you flush toilet paper down the toilet.
• She won't buy clothes from a store that is going out of business because she believes there is something wrong with the clothes.
• She believes that 1000 Won is enough money for lunch.
• She believes going out to dinner is going down the street to the Soju tent.
• You eat Ramen and kimchee for breakfast.
• You go to the open market to buy one thing and leave with both arms full.
• You own more than one type of Ramen in your house.
• She believes that Ramen, Rice, Soju, and Kimchee are the 4 basic food groups.
• You answer the phone in your house with "YOBO-SAY-O."
• You heat a dried squid over an open flame.
• You eat dried squid with mayonaise.

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