"Light" Humor

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've gotten so fat I can't see my penis anymore."

The doctor says "Well, you're just going to have to diet."

To which the man replies "What makes you think I could find it easier if it was a different colour?"

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