Veggies Anyone?

So, this guy walks into the doctors office. He's got a pea up each nostril, a celery stalk in each ear, and mashed patatos in his eyes. He says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I feel terrible."

And the Doctor says, "Well, it's obvious what your problem is. You're just not eating right."

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