White Wedding

A woman went to the dress maker to pick out her wedding dress. While she was there she selected a beautiful white dress. The shop owner looked at her and said "I can't sell you that. You can't wear a white wedding dress, this is your fourth wedding."

The future bride looked at the shop owner and said "Oh, but I can wear a white wedding dress. You see, my first husband was a philosopher and all he wanted to do was think about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector... God I miss him."

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