The Writing On The Wall
Great Moments In Graffiti

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

Mens room, Lynagh's Bar. Lexington, KY

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

Men's room, Linda'S Bar And Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

If you can piss this high, join the Fire Department.

On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 ft. O'Ryan's Irishpub, Ashland, Oregon

Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw. Stick with Nixon.

Nathan's, Washington D.C.

Beauty is only a light switch away

Perkins Library, Duke University

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.

Houghton Library, Harvard University

If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.

Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" It's "Hi, how are you?"

Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Beware of limbo dancers

On the bottom of the stall door, Women's Bathroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub, Indianapolis

Rome wasn't built in a day... That's because it was a government job.

Women's restroom. Cincinatti

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

Bailey Howe Library, University Of Vermont

Hey, your Karma just ran over my Dogma.

Blueberry Hill, St. Louis, MO

Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen.

Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of Wyoming

God made pot, man made beer. Who do you trust?

The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

Bently's House Of Coffee And Tea, Tucson, AZ

Chris- Just remember that this dollar is not to be spent until everything between us is over (completly!!) Please remember that I love you!!!! -Tori

On dollar bill F602225237

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married.

Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

God is dead

Nietzshce

Nietzshce is dead

God

Men's Restroom, Weld County Library, Greeley, CO

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

Revolution Books, NY

This bubble gum tastes like rubber. Yeah, but is lasts a long time. And it blows great bubbles.

Condom machine, Missoula, MT

A woman's rule of thumb, if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Women's restroom, Dallas, TX

Jesus saves! But wouldn't it have been better if he would have invested?

Mens restroom, American University

Just 'cause it's clean don't mean it's fresh.

Port-O'-John's, Acadia National Park, Maine

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.

Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C.

Bill Clinton threw up here.

The Oyster Bar, Little Rock, AK

LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.

Men's room, The 400 Bar, Minneapolis, MN

I used to be into necrophilia and beastiality... But then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

The Cellar Restaurant, VA

If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco.

Nathan's, Washington, D.C.

Why do drunk men miss the toilet? Why do sober men?

South Main Cafe, VA

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