Redneck Newlyweds

A couple in Arkansas had just gotten married and were at their hotel ready to start their honeymoon. Jim Bob sat on the bed while Betty Sue was in the bathroom getting ready. Betty Sue finally stepped out wearing a slinky negligee and sat next to Jim Bob on the bed. "Sweety," she said, "I'm kind of nervous. I ain't never done this before."

Jim Bob jumped off of the bed, pulled on his pants on and drove to his parents house, leaving his new bride stranded at the hotel. His father asked him what had happened, and upon hearing what Betty Sue had said the father nodded his head in approval. "Son, you did the right thing. If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours neither!"

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