Redneck Little Boy

A little boy was standing at the side of a river, weeping. His tears were streaming down his cheeks. An elderly lady passed by and felt pity for him. 'What's the matter, young boy? Why are you crying ?'

'It's mean!', the boy sniffed, 'My daddy drowned all four little kittens we had yesterday...'

'That's awful indeed !' the lady replied angrily,' Your father is a real monster!'

'Yes', said the little boy, 'He had promised to me that I could do it.'

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