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Texas College Students

Texas College Students

Three college guys were out partying one night. They'd all had a little too much to drink when a cop pulled them over. So they jumped in the bed of their truck and found three big potato sacks. Each of them crawled in one.

When the officer came up to the car he shined his flash light on the first bag and tapped it. The guy from Texas Tech said, "Meow." The officer said, "Wow, that's some cat."

When he got to the second bag with the kid from University of Texas he tapped it and the kid answered, "Woof!" The officer said, "Wow, what a dog."

Then he got to the third bag with the kid from Texas A&M. He tapped it and the kid replied, "Potato."

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