Sorority Girls & Lightbulbs

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

• Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
• 7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke).
• 65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
• One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her.
• Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.
• Ten. Nine to stand around scratching their heads, and one to get her boyfriend to do it.

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