Sorority Girls & Vacuum Cleaners

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a vacuum cleaner?

• Nothing. They both suck.
• You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
• You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
• When a vacuum cleaner is full of shit, its easy to dump the old bag.
• A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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