Ventriloquist Act

A ventriloquist was putting on a show in a club one evening. One part part of his act was a long series of denigrating blonde jokes. After a couple dozen of these, a blonde in the front row stood up and said, "I am sick and tired of hearing all these jokes blasting blondes. You know, some of us are actually intelligent! And all of us have feelings! I think you should stop now!"

The ventriloquist, not wanting to make a big deal of the heckler, apologized to her and said he would move on. "I'm not talking to you!" she exclaimed, "I'm talking to that little guy on your knee!"

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