How To Impress A Woman:

• Compliment her
• Listen to her
• Wine her
• Dine her
• Care for her
• Support her
• Hug her
• Kiss her
• Cuddle her
• Hold her
• Caress her
• Stroke her
• Tease her
• Love her
• Comfort her
• Protect her
• Stand by her
• Go to the ends of the earth for her
• Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...

How To Impress A Man:

• Show up naked
• Bring beer

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