Work Attitudes

• I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
• I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
• I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by.
• Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
• Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
• I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.
• My reality check bounced.
• On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
• I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
• You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through chunky peanut butter.
• I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
• I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
• I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
• Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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