Data's Jokes
Age Related Humor
- Are You Feeling A Little Old?
- Sex Life
- Where Are The Monkeys?
- The Grasshopper
- Indian Guide
- Parrot Passenger
- Cow Sends Japanese Crew to Jail
- Horseback Riding
- Lucky Frog
- An (Understandably) Anonymous Cat Story
- The Magic Frog
- Lion Bait
- How To Give Your Cat A Pill
- Lame Elephant Joke
- Aircraft In Heaven
- Student Pilot
- McDonnell Douglas Registration Card
- Thinking While Drinking
- Alcohol Warning Labels
- Hazelnut Daiquiri
- Drinks Are On Me
- It's a Gay Life
- What Do You Call...
- What Do You Call... 2
- Blonde Painter
- Bumper Cars
- What If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers?
- Drug Dealers Vs. Software Developers
- Technical Support Calls For Etch-A-Sketch
- Software Problem Report Form
- Geekonics
- Stranded On A Desert Island
- The Twelve Days Of A Computerized Christmas
- IRC Policies
- Virus Alerts!
- Are Computers Male Or Female?
- New Technical Support Fees
- Why Engineers Don't Write Recipes
- Santa Claus: An Engineer's Perspective
- LSD
- Cocaine
- Doctor's Advice
- Turn Around
- Irish Confessions
- Italian Joke
- The Indian Chief
- You Might Be Married To A Korean If...
- The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Jerry Seinfeld
- Iraqi Peace Talks
- Clinton Returns From Arkansas
- What's In A Name?
- Help for OJ
- The OJ trial as Told by Dr. Seuss
- Starr Wars
- Heavenly Body
- You Might Be Overweight If...
- Swimming
- "Light" Humor
- Chestnuts
- The Xmas-Files
- Y2K North Pole News
- Christmas Alert
- Redneck Nativity
- Cement
- Ocean
- The Godfather
- The Injury Lawyer
- Hmmmm...
- Real Laws in the United States
- Real Laws Around The World
- Standard Disclaimer
- Bill & Hillary
- Iraqi Comparison
- Sexual Behavior Study
- Microsoft
- A Kid's View On Love, Marriage & Sex
- The Good Knight
- Contemporary Wedding
- God's New Inventions
- Like & Love
- High Sperm Count
- Intelligence
- The Best Little Whore House In The Yukon
- Medical Dictionary
- A Medical Classic
- The History Of Medicine
- Dental Pun
- Emergency Room Humor
- Tarangula Disease
- The Checkup
- Veggies Anyone?
- Never Mind...
- Comparison
- Third World Encounter
- Adam & Eve
- How To Impress
- Anatomy Lesson
- White Wedding
- Punctuation Lesson
- Bar Flies
- Friends Don't Let Friends Get Married
- The Checkup
- Same Planet, Different Worlds
- Marriage Vows To Marriage Woes
- 50 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman
- Family Nudist Camp
- When Words Attack!
- Role Reversal
- A Woman's Guide To Men & Women
- How To Be Annoying During Your Air Force Ergocycle Test
- Counting
- I.Q.
- New Basic Training Rules
- Murphy's Laws Of Combat
- Rules of a Gunfight
- Letters to Landlords
- The Fertilizer Club
- Sherlock Holmes
- Rodney Dangerfield-isms
- Cliff Diving
- 20 Ways To Handle Stress
- The Writing On The Wall
- Roll Over Beethoven
- The Conductor's Retirement
- Too Stupid To Live
- Parenting Advice
- The Top 19 Michael Jackson Parenting Tips
- Free Speech
- Things I've Learned From My Kids...
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy Wanabees
- AT&T
- Dealing With Telemarketers
- Wong's Laundry
- Cannibal Cooking
- Very Punny
- So Old Freud Told It
- Duck Tape
- Mrs. Right
- Computer Programs
- The World Is Crazy
- The Anchovie
- The Three Pleasures
- Easy
- Comedy
- Factoid
- Being Good
- Incurable Romantic
- Bob Dole
- Buddhist Monk
- Food Chain
- Philosophy
- Verbs
- Not Coming To Work
- World Peace
- Personal Problems
- Uncommon Things
- Liberty
- One's Enough
- Latin Lecture
- Grain Of Sand
- Interesting Aviation Trivia
- Bird Seed
- Tool Time
- Necrophilia
- Real Happiness
- Redneck Newlyweds
- The Southern Belle
- Redneck Etiquette
- Redneck Little Boy
- Redneck Nativity
- Diary Of Wisconsin & Arizona
- You Might Be A Minnesotan If...
- You Know You're at Home in Arizona When...
- Application To Live In New Jersey
- Jehovah's Witness
- Who Is God?
- Letters To Jesus
- Hmmm...
- Behind The Ears
- Three Men And The Devil
- Hyperbolic God
- Excuse Notes
- Texas College Students
- Office Hours
- When I was in High School
- If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord...
- Star Trek The Next Generation With Dilbert Management
- Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
- Sorority Girls & Bowling Balls
- Sorority Girls & Bowling Balls 2
- Sorority Girls & Hookers
- Sorority Girls & Elephants
- Sorority Girls In The Morning
- Sorority Girls & The Titanic
- Sorority Girl Orgasms
- Sorority Girl's Wine
- Sorority Girls & Apes
- Sorority Girls & Door Knobs
- Sorority Girls In Bed
- Sorority Girl Doll
- Sorority Girls & Garbage
- Sorority Girls In Cuba
- Sorority Girls & Hang Gliders
- Sorority Girl Mating Call
- Sorority Girls & Toilets
- Sorority Girls & Lawyers
- Hemorrhoids
- Sorority Girls & Dogs
- Sorority Girls & Lightbulbs
- Sorority Girls & Trains
- Sorority Girls & Shopping
- Sorority Girls & Sex
- Sorority Girls & Sex 2
- Sorority Girls & Jell-o
- Sorority Girl Nymphos
- Sorority Girl's Childbirth
- Sorority Girls & Barracuda
- Sorority Girls & Sex 3
- Sorority Girls & Broom Closets
- Sorority Girls & Telephone Booths
- Sororities & The Circus
- Sorority Girls & Garbage
- Sorority Girls & Vacuum Cleaners
- Sorority Girls On A Chair
- Sorority Girls & Pygmies
- Sorority Girls & Roosters
- 24 Sorority Girls
- Sorority Girls & Parsley
- Sorority Girls & Tampons
- Frat Boys & Refusals
- Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut
- Top 10 Rejection Lines
- The Job Interview
- Taking Care Of Business
- Insurance Claim
- Work Attitudes
- If You Get Caught Sleeping On The Job Excuses
- Prison Vs. 9 to 5
- Forest Service Comment Cards
- Lost Productive Time
- NAACP (QuickTime Video)
- Actual Dog Food Advertising In New Zealand
- The General
- Military Ballot Box
- Blonde Salon
- Granny Fanny Sues
- Six Inches
- Harley Davidson
- Communication Problems
- Whale Biology
- Something Fishy
- Best Prescription Yet
- Bear Hunting
- Rare Condition
- Ventriloquist Act
- Drunken Stranger
- April Fools Trial
- Bragging Rights
- Saddam's Ride
- Phone Home
- Parrot Prostitutes
- Iraqi Navy
- Strange Lawyer
- Making Sandwiches
- Celebrity Wangs
- Snails or Sex?
- Kissing Up
- French Fighter Pilot
- The World Has Gone Mad!
- Popular Urinal
- It's A Birdie!
- Smart Baby Meets Hillary
- Confucius Say
- African American? Not Me.
- Colored?
- A Little Nature Story
- The Most Venomous Snake in the World
- Farting
- Killer Biscuits
Things That Make Me Go Hmm... are not in the numerical order because they are all on one page. To see the latest of these you'll just have to look through the whole page.
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